Here you can find jokes and crack up laughing.If you have any that we haven't listed here please send to the suggestion box when it is open.Thank you and enjoy!

Why did the ocean roar?
Because it has crabs on it's bottom!

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was asleep.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was holding the first one's hand.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because it thought they were playing a game!

What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want!It can't hear you.

What is white and fly upwards?
A stupid snowflake.

What do you call a sad sandwich maker?
Depressed.

Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the chicken's foot!

Why did the boy chuck the clock out of the window?
To see time fly.

Why did the boy chuck the butter out the window?
To see a butterfly.

A boy went into the pet shop and ask the shopkeeper"do you have any dogs going cheap"?The shopkeeper replied"no,all our dogs go woof"!

What does kids like to eat on the playground best?
Recess pieces.

What happened when the teacher fell into the photocopy machine?
She copied herself.

If 2's company, 3's a crowd, whats 4 and 5?
Nine!
Posted by The Mad Guy

Doctor, Doctor jokes

Doctor, doctor people keep on ignoring me!
next please!

Doctor, doctor I feel like a bridge!
What's come over you?
3 cars, 2 trucks and one bus

Doctor, doctor i feel like a pair of curtains!
Then pull yourself together!

Doctor, doctor i feel like I'm invisible
Who said that?

Doctor, doctor my hair keeps on falling out.Can you give me something to keep it in?
How about this paper bag?

Doctor, doctor. I feel like a bee!
Buzz off!
Posted by The Mad Guy